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God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was sleeping, not even a mouse, because my idiot neighbor went off to have his Merry Christmas somewhere and left his stupid dog out in the yard in 22 degrees and snow, and the dog has not stopped barking for six straight hours now. I assume this is just my test, this subdivision with these people and their many, many dogs, most left abandoned all day and some at night like this one, whoever he is, out there somewhere in the collision of 1970’s architecture snaking up around the ridge behind my home.
As I’ve mentioned repeatedly, most of these people play
with their dogs maybe fifteen minutes a day—if the dog is
lucky—while ignoring their pets most of the day and of course
all night. Pet ownership, in that view, becomes an intrinsically
selfish thing, the pet existing mainly to fill voids of
loneliness, people buying a dog and stringing Christmas lights
instead of learning Who God is. The majority of pet owners—and I
am utterly surrounded by pet owners and their many, many
dogs—take without giving and are indifferent to the well-being
of their so-called “best” friend. Over my years, I’ve had many
“best” friends, none of whom I left shivering out in the yard
overnight in the falling snow. This is Christmas, here. It is
also New Year’s and St. Valentine’s and Easter and any other
idiotic pagan holiday you folks think is special. It is every
moment of peace being shattered by a chorus of many, many dogs,
and the unfathomable level of selfishness required to be so
obtuse about the disturbance as to get in your car and drive
off, subjecting the entire neighborhood to night after night of
this racket. Owning a dog is a lot like having a child, it’s a
big responsibility that requires sacrifice. You can’t just live
your life as if you don’t own a dog any more than you can live
your life the way you did before you had a child. You wouldn’t
leave your child crying out in the snow all night. You’d make
preparations for someone to care for the child and look after
the child. Beyond this being annoying and unthinkably selfish,
this is also animal abuse. Unfortunately, the way the laws are
written, it is extremely difficult to get the Humane Society
involved—especially on Christmas Eve—to step in and rescue this
poor animal. It’s a long process of repeated court appearances
and so on before they can do much about it. Between now and
then, there is only sleepless nights listening to this animal’s
suffering while his master is off partying somewhere. You have
no idea—none—what I wouldn’t give for even one Silent Night.
Oh, and Jesus was not born in December, but Merry Christmas
anyway.
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