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Luke Chapter 16: This Week In God's Word

The Unjust Steward

Jesus told this story to his disciples: "A rich man hired a manager to handle his affairs, but soon a rumor went around that the manager was thoroughly dishonest. So his employer called him in and said, 'What's this I hear about your stealing from me? Get your report in order, because you are going to be dismissed.' "The manager thought to himself, 'Now what? I'm through here, and I don't have the strength to go out and dig ditches, and I'm too proud to beg. I know just the thing! And then I'll have plenty of friends to take care of me when I leave!' "So he invited each person who owed money to his employer to come and discuss the situation. He asked the first one, 'How much do you owe him?' The man replied, 'I owe him eight hundred gallons of olive oil.' So the manager told him, 'Tear up that bill and write another one for four hundred gallons.' "'And how much do you owe my employer?' he asked the next man. 'A thousand bushels of wheat,' was the reply. 'Here,' the manager said, 'take your bill and replace it with one for only eight hundred bushels.' "The rich man had to admire the dishonest rascal for being so shrewd. And it is true that the citizens of this world are more shrewd than the godly are. I tell you, use your worldly resources to benefit others and make friends. In this way, your generosity stores up a reward for you in heaven. "Unless you are faithful in small matters, you won't be faithful in large ones. If you cheat even a little, you won't be honest with greater responsibilities. And if you are untrustworthy about worldly wealth, who will trust you with the true riches of heaven? And if you are not faithful with other people's money, why should you be trusted with money of your own? "No one can serve two masters. For you will hate one and love the other, or be devoted to one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money."  —Luke Chapter 16 (NLT)

This parable has been interpreted several ways. As I see it, this is a story about a crook, a servant of a rich man, just as pastors and leaders are servants of God. This man had apparently been unfair or unreasonable in his business practices, which reflected poorly on his Master. He also may have been overcharging or otherwise taking advantage of the people his Master did business with. Now about to be held to account, the manager went around cutting deals with all of the Master’s debtors in the hopes of finding favor with these people once the Master cut him loose. While Jesus seems to commend the manager’s shrewdness, the point He is making is that none of us can serve both God and money (hence the reasonable conclusion that, in this example, the Master is God).

Money is transactional. In and of itself, it’s just stacks of paper. What gives money authority in our lives is not the money itself but the things we can do with it. Money allows us to go into fine stores and walk out with merchandise. Money affords us the right to sit in fine restaurants and linger over coffee while some goof plays the piano. Without money, we’re living in a Maytag box. Without money, no matter how big our heart is for the work of the Lord, we cannot help anybody do anything. But money is a means to an end. I’ve never understood people who worship money, who horde money, who make money—not even the things money can buy but money itself—a god in their lives. Beyond that, I’ve never understood people, Christians most especially, who demean, diminish, and take advantage of others just to save a nickel. This behavior, by any objective standard, is evil.

There’s nothing wrong with having money. There’s nothing wrong in focusing on money, if the focus is about pleasing God and serving God and you are focusing on money transactionally, as in, caring for yourself and your family. The lesson of the manna, rained daily upon the children of Israel as they wandered 40 years in the desert, was that we should depend on God, not material things or cash we’ve stored up somewhere. Making an idol of money is blasphemy. Being cheap takes the goodness and love of Christ out of what you are doing as cheapness is a capitulation to money not as transactional but as an object. Frugal Christians want to stretch their dollar to accomplish even more for the Lord. Cheap Christians get a rush out of cheating people and being less than honorable or fair in their dealings, which dishonors God. Being frugal makes a virtue of wisdom. Being cheap makes a god of money. Just like gambling, frugality can evolve into cheapness. It’s the same endorphin rush, winning at the craps table or lowballing a vendor or worker. Yes! High five! You got over. I’ve experienced this many, many times: churches with hundreds of thousands even a couple churches I’ve dealt with who have *millions* of dollars in the bank, who nonetheless lowball and take advantage of me every chance they get. This, to these demented, lost people, is “serving the Lord.”

Write this down someplace: God Is Not Cheap. Being cheap is not a quality or virtue of God. Allowing people to suffer just so you can save a buck makes you a scumbag. Churches maintaining a reasonable reserve for their expenses is the responsible thing to do. Churches hording money just so they can brag about it are antichrist. The Holy Spirit does not lead us to be cheap, unreasonable, and certainly to not horde cash or take advantage of people.

God Is Not Cheap: Psalm 10: “The wicked boasts of his heart’s desire; he blesses the greedy, and renounces the Lord.” Psalm 112: “A good man deals graciously and lends, he will guide his affairs with discretion.”

Frugal Versus Cheap

As pastors, as leaders, it is our duty to be responsible, even frugal. There’s no sin in that. Being frugal is a virtue. It is wisdom and it honors God to be a good steward of His resources. Being cheap is sin. It makes an idol of money and it demeans the value of people by always trying to get over and take advantage of them. As Christians, we are to operate within God’s will and in the spirit of excellence, which creates obligations between us. Where Jesus speaks of a workman being worthy of his hire in Matthew 10, He’s not talking about paying people. He’s talking about paying people what they’re worth. He’s talking about valuing people and honoring their investment in you.

Frugality empowers, cheapness demeans. Your frugality reveals intellect and wisdom. Cheapness reveals ignorance and a lack of character. You wear it like cheap cologne. Cheap cologne stinks. And it lingers in places you’ve been such that, long after you’ve actually left the building, your cheapness is still stinking up the place. Frugality evaluates real costs versus real work and comes up with a value. Cheap people don’t do the math. They are playing a game, and their objective is to win the game through lies and distortions, emotionally blackmailing people just so they can later high-five their buddies while bragging about how cheap they got this product or service. Cheap people are wholly unconcerned with the struggle of people they are routinely exploiting by underpaying. Usually, people who agree to work well below their actual worth do so either out of moral or religious obligation or out of severe need. Cheap people exploit such workers and have absolutely no conscience about the struggle these people endure as a result of being consistently undervalued by alleged “Christians.” Cheap people are usually thoughtless and never even consider giving out a bonus or raising a rate without having to be asked or forced or negotiated into doing so.

Smart business people lock in talent. Talent may start at a flat or low rate, but once they’ve proven their value and earned trust, they gradually build a relationship with the client. The smart client will then provide increasing incentives and reward the vendor’s diligence even as the vendor tends to throw the client perks and freebies along the way as such things become available to him. This is how healthy business relationships work. There’s a lunch. Routine check-ins. How’s the kids? And both vendor and client occasionally over-perform for one another as the relationship grows.

Cheap people are just cheap. They do not extend themselves and they lord it over whomever they are nickel-and-diming. Christian business should be conducted from a standpoint of need: let’s sit together, pray, and evaluate one another’s needs. In my experience, specifically if not exclusively within the black church, the overwhelming majority of black pastors I’ve dealt with are cheap. Their cheapness demeans me as a person and devalues my calling and my ministry. A Christian negotiation is like, “I have this need, can you help?” What I hear, routinely, from these guys is, “I’ve got a nickel. A shiny, new nickel. What can I get for my nickel?!? I paid you a nickel… where’s my stuff?!?” This is not Kingdom thinking.

Honesty Is An Expensive Gift: Don't Expect It From Cheap People

Right There, In His Pocket

There once was this pastor who, as these pastors do, waited until the very last minute to contact me and needed a rush job, then insisted he could only pay me a nickel. I quoted him half my rate, and he was adamant that his budget would only allow him to pay me half that and he needed the work immediately: drop whatever else you’re doing and jump on my thing and I can only pay you a nickel and I’ll have to send you a check for the nickel whenever I get around to it. This is the mentality of these people. And when I agreed to help, I did it out of love. But I insisted I be paid on delivery, because I knew, from past experience, that I’d have to chase this guy for the check. That he would pay me only a fraction of what I was worth, and I’d have to spend additional time and resources dialing and calling and going down to his church and threatening to embarrass him before he’d actually pay me anything at all.

When I went to meet him, he was a half-hour late. He pulled up in his luxury SUV and scowled at me, fuming, barely speaking a word. I had his job on my thumb drive, but the pastor’s PC, in his office, was so old it didn’t have a USB port. So I had to leave and go find a PC to burn a disc and come back. Then I had to sit there and watch this mope write a check. For a nickel. Cheap. He had the money. I knew this guy. I knew he had the money to pay me, the money to buy the church a new PC, in his pocket. Crisp 100’s, folded right next to his Platinum American Express card. But he’s crying broke. “The church budget this, the church budget that.” And he’d use the church budget as justification to exploit me.

These people are liars and phonies and slaves to money, and they assume everyone else they meet are liars and phonies and slaves to money, and that’s the story this pastor told, after he hustled me into dropping everything on a moment's notice to do his rush job for one-quarter of my usual rate: Don’t use Priest because he made me come down here and write a check before he gave me my stuff. All Priest thinks about is money. That’s the story he told. And I’m glad he told it. I hope he put a good warning out on the street to all the rest of these cheap, phony bastards out here running their “pastor” hustle. Don’t bother calling me. If you’re stupid enough to believe that story, you deserve to be lied to.

This is not how Christians are supposed to work with one another. Our basis for negotiating should be need: we should evaluate one another’s needs, with both parties committing to their best, in the fear of God, to meet those needs. If I work for you, you have an obligation under God to see to my needs [Matt 10]. Not scam me for a nickel, but pay me what I am worth. If a nickel is, prayerfully and truthfully, all you can afford, it is my obligation to help you regardless of your ability to pay. But don’t pull up, blinging in pimp jewelry, in your $80,000 Lexus truck, and cry broke.

If you have no love for me, if you have no respect for me as a human being, as a brother, you are not a Christian. Whatever it is you think of yourself is just a lie, maybe one you are telling yourself. Regardless of your title or position, without love, you do not belong to Jesus Christ [I Corinthians 13].

The Reality of Creative Services: working in excellence is costly and time-consuming.

Love Invoice

You can demand money from somebody, but, unfortunately, you cannot demand love. Which is a shame: I mean, what if we could demand love from one another? Issue a Love Invoice of some kind? Respect is a component of love. If you don’t respect someone, it is impossible for you to truly love them. I’m not saying respect what they do—honor the drug addict’s disease. I’m saying value that drug addict’s humanity. Without your respect, your friendship is absolutely meaningless. Without love, you’re just a liar and a phony.

We need to take better care of each other. We need to check on one another, just to see how we’re doing. Our business relationships should be conducted in the fear and reverence of God, Who demands that we love one another and that we see to each other’s needs. We should negotiate from that biblical position: what are your needs, what are my needs, how can he help one another? Whenever this formula is corrupted by the grossness of the world’s bondage to money, it is, by definition, an antichrist relationship. If you’re working for a church or a pastor or a Christian and you’re feeling taken advantage of and stepped on, if you have no relationship with these people but are treated only as a hireling rather than a brother, if they are underpaying and undervaluing you, you need to get out. There are plenty of secular opportunities out there for you to be exploited, you shouldn’t be exploited by people who claim to follow Christ.

Christopher J. Priest
16 September 2012
editor@praisenet.org
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