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To Boldly Go

The Mission of The Black Church

The Starship Enterprise Is Made of Cheese

Well, not cheese per se, but, like the Lunar Module from the Apollo days, the starship Enterprise was never constructed to fly within earth’s atmosphere. The walls of the ship are made of some futuristic polymer and “transparent aluminum.” Someone could, conceivably, kick a hole in the ship’s hull if they tried hard enough. Inside our normal gravity, the ship would likely implode, and it is hardly airworthy and likely would use up virtually all of its fuel reserves just keeping itself in the air. Like the Lunar Module, the Enterprise is designed to operate only in outer space.

What holds the ship together is something called a Structural Integrity Field, which is, essentially, a charged magnetic current that polarizes (or hardens, reinforces) the hull. Out in space, with that hull so polarized, the ship is certainly space worthy. And with its protective power grid, or “shields,” at full power, the ship cannot be damaged by, well, anything. That’s why the first thing the Klingons do when they attack is fire at the shield generators. We can never build a spaceship strong enough or load enough fuel on it to blast Hillary into outer space. The truth is, if we are ever to reach the stars, we’ve got to build that ship in outer space. Not in San Francisco but in orbit over San Francisco.

If we were to build the Enterprise on the ground rather than in space, we’d have to install all these things we’d never need in space. Like heavy, steel-reinforced bulkheads to prevent the ship from collapsing in on itself. Enormously complex scaffolding—both inside and out—for work crews, which we would not need in outer space because the guys could just float around. Some kind of massive harness or cradle with which secondary rockets could lift the Enterprise into orbit. Cleaning crews constantly scrubbing off environmental detritus like rain and dust, dead birds and insects. The flagship of the Starfleet, the Enterprise’s design specs are top secret. Difficult to keep things top secret when you’re building something the size of an aircraft carrier out in plain sight. The turbolifts—elevators—which work by manipulating the psi (pounds per square inch) of the Enterprise’s artificial gravity (literally making the elevator heavier or lighter than the gravity of the elevator shaft itself) would not function because there’d be real gravity, which we cannot turn on and off. So, more scaffolding, more ladders. And forget the warp engines—they could not be installed at all because even an accidental startup might rip a hole in the fabric of the earth’s atmosphere and destroy the planet. Without the warp core running, there would be no power to the ship other than conventional batteries and so forth. The Enterprise uses enough electricity to power a small city, which would mean we’d have to build a massive power plant just to keep the lights on.

These days, when we build a church, we are usually building a bigger church, a better church, because we've either outgrown the old one or because we are competing with the guy down the street. A sleeker, faster, more powerful Starship Enterprise, but we have no intention—none—to actually fly the ship anywhere. We will, instead, hang out in port and congratulate ourselves. Look at us. Ain't we great. Instead of a cramped, run-down building where we sit and do nothing, we'll have a large, modern facility where we'll sit and do nothing. We are spending money on us, so we can continue huddling inside our walls while the very street our church is located on continues spiraling towards a Christ-less eternity.

In other words, we tend to build to hoard and gather, without any clear rationale of why we're even doing it. After Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, Bishop Paul S. Morton opened the Greater St. Stephen Full Gospel Baptist Church in Atlanta, (now re-named Changing A Generation Full Gospel Baptist Church) under the credo that they were becoming "One Church in Two States" and vowing that they are "Changing the Way We Do Church." Changing it away from the scriptural model. Morton, like many other "Mega-Bishops," is building an empire. The Apostle Paul, on the other hand, went about building local churches rather than amassing an empire. The biblical model is purpose and mission. I've had the extremely rare occasion of meeting black pastors who are building a church in order to actually accomplish something in the community. The trend toward "multiple campuses" can often if not usually be about bragging rights, elevating a pastor to "bishop" or swelling the ranks of the congregation. The model of today's text is, the large church, the resourceful and profitable ministry, seeks to plant new churches rather than just enlarge itself. Resources (people, material things, finances) are poured out into new ministries that are independent of and, just as often, culturally divergent from the parent ministry that planted the church.

This is something white churches do every day. While I'm sure it is done within our culture, I am not personally, in thirty plus years of ministry, aware of it. Instead, I see the profitable and stable black church with thousands if not hundreds of thousands and, in some rare cases millions, of dollars in the bank. The bank. Resources which could be putting hands and feet to the love of Jesus Christ are instead placed into treasury bonds and certificates of deposit, whose value can plummet and have plummeted overnight, wiping out everything we've saved [Matthew 6:19-24]. The responsible church needs X-amount of months' operating expenses in reserve, and perhaps Y-amount of cash on hand above that. But once you've hit two million in the bank, you're just being ridiculous and kidding yourself about being a church. Keeping millions in the bank so you can brag about having millions in the bank is a completely bankrupt ideology. Pastors who go along with this foolishness are simply lost, and the people following them are just as lost.

Great Visual, Makes No Sense: Building a starship within Earth's gravity would require us to install tons of things we'd never need in outer space. Star Trek spaceships are built in orbit, one of dozens of things Director J.J. Abrams ignored in favor of a cool visual. Which, of course, misses the point that scien fiction ideally includes actual science.

Adapt. Change Become.

We will celebrate change and growth. When we stop changing we will start dying. We will embrace the obstacles and grow around them. We will be a part of the place where we live. Our geography will color us and shape us. We will lean and move to reach the light and nothing will stop us from innovating and adapting as the Holy Spirit compels us. Our structure will always submit to Spirit. —Eric C. Mason

It's a familiar story. A minister feels called by God, starts a bible study in his basement. Sets up folding chairs in a storefront. Shares space in an existing church. Bleeds the congregation for a down payment and then struggles forward with the mortgage and the utilities and installment payments on pews, musicians' salaries and administrative costs. Welcome to church. What few, if any of us, ever ask is... why? Why are we doing all of this? Why are we working ourselves to death? Why are we oppressing people for money and running bake sales and turning a blind eye and deaf ear to ungodly behavior—most especially with our leaders and musicians? Why are we going through all of this? It is a question many if not most of us simply have no answer to. Many, if not most, of us could not explain—even at gunpoint—the mission of our church. Our purpose, what it is that we are building. Maybe if we could, we could trim down the amount of junk—the sheer gross tonnage of unneeded stuff—we bring along for the journey.

A journey to nowhere. In our tradition, we spend all of our time prepping. Building the ship. The early church was built in the environment in which it was needed. It was built on road trips through Asia and Europe. Built in peoples' homes but, more importantly, in peoples' lives. Suffering persecution in Jerusalem, many of the early Christians fled to Antioch, which became a stronghold for the early church, a place of prophets and preachers and teachers. There, five leaders (Barnabus, Simeon, Lucious, Mananen and Paul) started nine churches (Cyprus, Iconium, Philippi, Thessalonica, Berea, Galatia, Colosse, Corinth and Ephesus). These men faced both religious and political persecution, risked torture and death at the hands of angry Jews and hateful pagan worshippers.

But they kept on with their mission. They built churches along the way, out in the void, along their journey. They supported those initiatives through prayer and finances, revisiting the churches in their early stages to help support and correct them as needed. These leaders were not content to simply maintain the status quo. They were zealots, empowered and inspired by the Holy Spirit to move, to keep moving, beyond the conventions of the established community.

Had many of us been in charge, the church would have died out at Antioch. We don't invite anybody to church. We certainly don't take the church to them. We are uncomfortable around strangers, weak in our scriptural knowledge, and we lack the empowering Spirit of God that brings boldness. Many of us have shrillness and an innate hostility we confuse with boldness, but that's just us being jerks. That loud, brassy, hostile, quick-tempered Church Folk attitude ha nothing whatsoever to do with Christ. That lack of love is the most obvious sign that Christ is not working within us.

Trek Junior: Fun, fast, and makes absolutely no sense. If your local junior high put on a Star Trek play, it would be on par with this.

The Transformative Power of The Holy Spirit

Fire. We will be a bright, hot fire in the cold. Relevance is not an option. We will relate and understand the community we live in. We will live among it and in it. We will burn endlessly in the night and throw ideas on the fire when the fire burns low. We will meet people where they are. We will go where they go and relentlessly share the Good News of Jesus Christ. —Eric C. Mason

The healthy church is like a tree planted by the river (Psalms 1). Its roots in the community are long and deep. It knows the people, the places, the things they do, the times they do them. A church without roots in its own community is an obscenity. It is in a ridiculous state of denial about its very nature. It is an affront to the cross.

Most of our churches today wouldn’t buy their neighbors a pizza. Their doors are locked, windows shuttered, lights out most days of the week. Except for Sunday worship, bible study, and a few half-hearted rehearsals, the church stands empty, neighbors passing by not even curious about what might be going on inside there. Many of our churches are simply dying off, pastors admonishing their dwindling membership to pray. Pray that God would send them in, Send them in, Lord, send them in. Send in the people we routinely ignore and walk past. Whose driveways we block with our cars and whose needs we leave unaddressed. Send in the hopeless we refuse to comfort. The hungry we refuse to feed. The lowly we refuse to comfort. Send them in. This is how utterly backward we are. This is why our churches do not grow. Evaluating our motives for doing what we do requires a rare kind of humility and selflessness many of our pastors, having failed the character test, simply do not possess. Many of our pastors have become vain and self-absorbed, and would rather keep riding their shrinking base of struggling faithful than to evaluate, in any spiritually meaningful way, the purpose and effectiveness of their ministry or question their motives for even being there.

It is the rare pastor that I’ve met who can coherently define their ministry’s purpose for existing and identify specific, key goals for the ministry within the community in which it is located. Most pastors can define some canned, rehearsed, generic sense of what their church is about, but when pressed to tailor that definition to the specific community, the specific, literal corner their church is located upon, most pastors choke. They simply don’t know the immediate community in which their church is located. These pastors drive to church, do their thing, and drive out, having never even met the people who live, literally, right next door. So, all the fund raising, all the pamphlet printing, all the pressuring of the faithful—what’s that all about? Most pastors will tell you it’s about church growth. Many will dance around the head of a pin talking about the goals Jesus set forth for His church, Peter and Paul and the second chapter of Acts. At the end of the day, if these men were truthful, they’d admit that, in most cases, church growth is simply about money. About increasing the base number of tithes-paying members. About their own paychecks. About the struggle to keep the lights on. When, truthfully, the church should be proactive. Moving, growing, adapting. The church should be on a mission and we, all of us, should be explorers. Adrenaline pumping, blood flowing. Excited about what's around the next bend. We should be on a mission. Where No Man Has Gone Before.

Instead, we build these earthbound churches. Instead of building them in the wondrous void of the heavens, we ground them in Kansas. And we install all this junk we don't need for the voyage. All this heavy steel and iron, which we would not need if we'd built the thing in the environment in which it was designed to function. Churches taking out second mortgages for pews. Pews. Tens of thousands of dollars on immovable wooden seating that renders the main sanctuary completely useless most hours of the day and many days of the week. We waste so much fuel on pastors, especially pastors we know, for a fact, are corrupt or lazy or ineffectual. But, boy, can these clowns preach. So, for that show—a show that inspires us to do nothing, that moves us nowhere—we guilt and oppress people in order to line his pockets. This is the evolution of the African American church tradition: to do nothing and go nowhere. To load down our churches, building them in the wrong place and in the wrong way. To motivate our membership the same way the world does—with money. Give Us Money So We Can Brag About How Much Money We Have.

One church I know recently had a giant mock check—like those Publishers Clearing House award prizes—made out to their pastor, presenting him with more than ten thousand dollars for his anniversary. We Love Our Pastor. We Worship Our Pastor. We fear our pastor more than we fear God. But there were no figures publicly presented about how many souls were saved, how many hungry fed. That this ignorant clown of a pastor allowed this, stood there grinning, taking this huge mock check paid for by the sweat and sacrifice of his memberships' tithes and offering, makes him a complete phony and the very model of the snakes and vipers Jesus preached against. Yet this is, to one extent or another, the rule rather than the exception. The needy are routinely turned away from this clown's church during the week, a church with an unfathomable amount of cash on hand and investments, that does absolutely, positively nothing. It sits there, congratulating itself.

One of the things I liked most about Gene Rod-denberry's hopeful, utopian future (which was all but completely missing from the idealistically shallow 2009 reboot) was that, by the 23rd century, we'd not only eliminated war and disease and famine, we'd stopped using money. There was no money. Money was no longer the motivating factor for humanity. "We work to better ourselves," Jean-Luc Picard said in Star Trek: First Contact. Some of our church mothers have been frying chicken for the Lord for forty years. These women have, for the most part, simply been exploited by pastors lining their pockets and high-fiving each other while comparing head counts of tithes-paying members (many pastors I've known tend to differentiate between members and tithes-paying members, our scripturally inaccurate legalistic bullying and guilting of people to pay up being one of the church's core scams: we fuel our spaceships with guilt and fear).

If we were led by God, if we were following God, we'd build our ministries with less junk. With less pettiness and fear. With less arrogance and bullying, a cultural tradition handed down from slavery. With less meanness. We don't need big hats. We don't need loud, ridiculous shiny suits. We don't need luxury cars or chandeliers or top-of-the-line this or that. All that junk does is weigh us down for the journey.

We should never build a spaceship on the ground. We will, someday, build a spaceship in outer space. If not made specifically of cheese, the ship will be extraordinarily lightweight. So lightweight that we would never be able to land it as gravity would crush it like a tin can. The ship would be fuel independent, such that it refuels itself along its journey. We would polarize the hull with the love of Jesus Christ so nothing could damage it. And we all need to buckle in for a trip that would last many, many years.

Christopher J. Priest
7 March 2010
editor@praisenet.org
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