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Why We Should Not Write Off John McCain

It was the most-watched convention season in history.

The thing that irritated me most about the OJ Simpson verdict was the anger and arrogance of whites accusing the black jurors of acquitting Simpson because he was black. I am quite sure Simpson is indeed guilty, but were I sitting on that jury, I’d have acquitted him as well because that’s what the law commands jurors to do when blood evidence is proved to have been tampered with and the prosecution’s main witness is caught lying on the witness stand. Blaming the jurors is unfair and, yes, racist, to conclude black jurors weren’t objective enough, weren’t intelligent enough, to render a reasonable verdict. What most whites I’ve had the misfortune of discussing OJ with seem to want is for the black jurors to disregard the slight-of-hand with the blood vials (one of the lead detectives took vials of blood evidence home overnight, and "blood evidence" recovered from the scene was proved to have been laced with a chemical preservative, suggesting the blood had been planted there after the fact) and Mark Fuhrman’s lies about the “N” word, and find Simpson guilty anyway—which then would have indeed proved the jurors to be dumb, emotional, non-intellectuals.

McCain did speak to the NAACP Wednesday, but it was under the white flag of truce if not outright surrender. He didn't expect to win any votes, he didn't seem to try and win any votes. He bravely crossed the danger waters of icy stares and folded arms, making slight inroads with talk of education reform and public support for private school vouchers for low-income Americans. He then took questions after, engaging the audience on a range of issues from child care to economics to the ongoing wars to his early objection to making Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday a national holiday. "As much as any other group in America, the NAACP has been at the center of that great and honorable cause," he said. "I'm here today as an admirer and a fellow American, an association that means more to me than any other. I am a candidate for president who seeks your vote and hopes to earn it. But whether or not I win your support, I need your goodwill and counsel. And should I succeed, I'll need it all the more. I have always believed in this country, in a good America, a great America. But I have always known we can build a better America, where no place or person is left without hope or opportunity by the sins of injustice or indifference. It would be among the great privileges of my life to work with you in that cause."

McCain also had wisely kind words for Senator Obama: "Senator Obama talks about making history, and he's made quite a bit of it already. And the way was prepared by this venerable organization and others like it. A few years before the NAACP was founded, President Theodore Roosevelt's invitation of Booker T. Washington to dine at the White House was taken as an outrage and an insult in many quarters. America today is a world away from the cruel and prideful bigotry of that time. There is no better evidence of this than the nomination of an African-American to be the presidential nominee of his party. Whatever the outcome in November, Senator Obama has achieved a great thing — for himself and for his country — and I thank him for it."

The Chicago Tribune's Washington Bureau reports: McCain surely will get points from some black people for appearing before the convention and engaging participants afterwards by answering a few questions. President Bush stiffed the NAACP for much of his presidency, so McCain succeeded to a large extent by merely showing up. It wasn't the first time he's appeared before a mostly black audience not predisposed to him. For instance, earlier this year McCain visited the Lorraine Motel Civil Rights Museum in Memphis to mark the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination. So, yes, he is talking to us. But are we listening?

Kumbya: They would never allow her to pastor.

What bothers me about John McCain,

a candidate I honestly admire, is either he or his advisors seem to think the same thing: blacks are emotional and non-intellectual, cannot be reasoned with, and talking to them will be an expensive waste of time. They need that money to go elsewhere. Even if ceding the black vote makes McCain look racist.

Look, I am not anti-Obama. I’m thrilled about his candidacy. But I want to vote for him, I want us to vote for him, because we believe his ideas are better—not just because he’s black. I find it deeply troubling that most blacks I know can’t name a single policy position of Obama’s. This is where all this flip-flop nonsense is coming from: the charge is sticking because the American people are only now becoming familiar with Obama’s positions. So the McCain campaign runs around saying, “Look! He’s changing his mind! He’s a flip-flopper!” And, despite videotape to the contrary revealing Obama has said months ago precisely the same things he’s saying now, the charge sticks. Why? Because we don’t know a thing about him other than that he’s black. We know his wife’s name. we know he can preach really well and he does the fist bump. We have no idea, none, what Barack Obama’s economic plan is, we have no clue whatsoever what he’s going to do—specifically—about the mortgage meltdown. Most of us know nothing at all about Obama’s vote to pass the FISA amendment or how that wretched piece of legislation harms our privacy rights. Blacks are reluctant to even criticize Obama—as The Reverend Jesse Jackson aptly demonstrated last week by whispering into an open mic, referring to us as "niggers" and remarking how he wants to “Cut [Obama’s] balls off.” Barack Obama is a rock star. Black America is going to support him until they see photos of him cheating on Michelle with a white gay man. We won’t even look in McCain’s direction, and we have adopted the “McBush” mantra: a vote for John McCain is a vote for a third Bush term.

Which is not at all true. Public appearances to the contrary, trust me: John McCain is nothing, I repeat, nothing at all like George Bush. He is, in many, many ways, the Anti-Bush. The problem is, he can’t run an Anti-Bush campaign because he needs those hard-right wingers Bush keeps in his pocket. The big-money corporate hillbillies who, for whatever reason, wanted the most anti-intellectual president in U.S. history (and, per many historians, the worst president in U.S. history). McCain can’t get elected without those people, so he’s running around telling everybody he’s a conservative. Which is a lie. He can’t even say it without looking like he’s about to burst into laughter.

John McCain is a moderate. Write that down someplace. Yes, he has conservative values, but he is not a conservative. He’s a middle of the road type, like George Herbert Walker Bush. He’s been able to get things done by crossing the aisle in Congress and getting real about working with the Democrats—something the president had never managed to do well. As president, John McCain could, quite possibly, be the most effective chief executive this nation has seen in a couple of generations. He knows how to move paper through Capitol Hill. He knows how to deal, how to get things done. But, since his clotheslining by George Bush in 2000 (the Bush campaign got it going that McCain had fathered an illegitimate child. An illegitimate black child, the GOP doing what they do best: divide and frighten us), McCain has stayed politically viable by tucking to the right, embracing his hated enemy Bush, and running around calling himself a conservative.

All of which is measured spoonfuls of politics-as-usual in the name of getting elected. The problem is, by moving right, McCain has sullied his brand name. The McCain of 2000 was a look-you-in-the-eye and give-it-to-you-straight fellow who ducked no questions and took on all comers. He was branded a maverick, and he excited conservative Democrats and independents but scared the devil out of the deep pocket types who preferred the idiot Bush who would either leave them alone or, as he has, enrich them with more tax cuts. A McCain presidency terrified the hard right—as it does now, and McCain’s own party came after him to shut his movement down.

Kumbya: They would never allow her to pastor.

Ironically, the McCain campaign of 2000

looked an awful lot like the Obama campaign of 2008. The main difference, of course, being race: it is the component of Obama’s campaign that can’t be avoided. I mean, if Obama were 100% white or, at least looked white, he’d be running away with this thing. McCain 2000 was all about hope, bristling with great ideas and a positive tone. McCain 2008 is a meandering mess: he can’t get a coherent message out. His message thus far: Don’t Vote For The Black Kid.

I mean, that’s McCain’s entire campaign. Don’t Vote For The Black Kid or the economy will collapse. Don’t Vote For The Black Kid or Iran will nuke us. Don’t Vote For The Black Kid or monkeys will eat your children. So far, he’s running a grass-roots negative campaign. Not full-out scary music negative, but the McCain campaign is clearly mastering how to say “nigger” in 37 politically correct languages. The subtext of his rhetoric is fear. Don’t Vote For The Black Kid. Don’t Vote For The Black Kid who towers over McCain, whose winning smile and fiery oratory enraptures and inspires audiences, whose toned and athletic figure makes McCain look dowdy, and whose steady calm sharply contrasts McCain, a senior citizen who gets cranky if he’s too long without a nap.

McCain is being served up like a sacrificial lamb, the Bob Dole of 2008. The GOP hardly expect him to win, but expects an Obama presidency to be all flash and no substance, thus making their case for 2012 when they run Jeb Bush or somebody. This is why McCain is faltering: I’m not entirely convinced the Republican party actually wants him to win. These ruthless people who totally destroyed Al Gore and John Kerry can’t seem to fashion a message for McCain beyond Don’t Vote For The Black Kid. This pillar of verisimilitude has been left adrift, doddering, snapping at reporters, condescending to the American people while desperately searching for viable for conservative positions that somehow keep him in the GOP column while breaking cleanly from an unpopular president.

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John McCain’s campaign is a mess. He had months, I mean, months to move the train forward while Obama duked it out with Hillary Clinton. They achieved nothing. Zero yardage. All McCain can do is mock Obama’s campaign theme, “Change You Can Believe In,” which—somebody should tell him—only reinforces that theme in the mind of the public. Now you’ve got Republican snark ads repeating Obama’s brand, strengthening it in our minds. It’s an idiot’s campaign thus far, run by monkeys and chimps. It’s so bad, it’s got the entire world asking the same question: The McCain of 200? Where’d that guy go?

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