The Gospel of John
Why We Should Not Write Off John McCain
It was the most-watched convention season in history.
The thing that irritated me most about the OJ Simpson verdict
was the anger and arrogance of whites accusing the black jurors
of acquitting Simpson because he was black. I am quite sure
Simpson is indeed guilty, but were I sitting on that jury, I’d
have acquitted him as well because that’s what the law commands
jurors to do when blood evidence is proved to have been tampered
with and the prosecution’s main witness is caught lying on the
witness stand. Blaming the jurors is unfair and, yes, racist, to
conclude black jurors weren’t objective enough, weren’t
intelligent enough, to render a reasonable verdict. What most
whites I’ve had the misfortune of discussing OJ with seem to
want is for the black jurors to disregard the slight-of-hand
with the blood vials (one of the lead detectives took vials of
blood evidence home overnight, and "blood evidence" recovered
from the scene was proved to have been laced with a chemical
preservative, suggesting the blood had been planted there after
the fact) and Mark Fuhrman’s lies about the “N” word, and find
Simpson guilty anyway—which then would have indeed proved the
jurors to be dumb, emotional, non-intellectuals.
McCain did speak to the NAACP Wednesday, but it was under the
white flag of truce if not outright surrender. He didn't expect
to win any votes, he didn't seem to try and win any votes. He
bravely crossed the danger waters of icy stares and folded arms,
making slight inroads with talk of education reform and public
support for private school vouchers for low-income Americans. He
then took questions after, engaging the audience on a range of
issues from child care to economics to the ongoing wars to his
early objection to making Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday a
national holiday. "As much as any other group in America, the
NAACP has been at the center of that great and honorable cause,"
he said. "I'm here today as an admirer and a fellow American, an
association that means more to me than any other. I am a
candidate for president who seeks your vote and hopes to earn
it. But whether or not I win your support, I need your goodwill
and counsel. And should I succeed, I'll need it all the more. I
have always believed in this country, in a good America, a great
America. But I have always known we can build a better America,
where no place or person is left without hope or opportunity by
the sins of injustice or indifference. It would be among the
great privileges of my life to work with you in that cause."
McCain also had wisely kind words for Senator Obama: "Senator
Obama talks about making history, and he's made quite a bit of
it already. And the way was prepared by this venerable
organization and others like it. A few years before the NAACP
was founded, President Theodore Roosevelt's invitation of Booker
T. Washington to dine at the White House was taken as an outrage
and an insult in many quarters. America today is a world away
from the cruel and prideful bigotry of that time. There is no
better evidence of this than the nomination of an
African-American to be the presidential nominee of his party.
Whatever the outcome in November, Senator Obama has achieved a
great thing — for himself and for his country — and I thank him
for it."
The Chicago Tribune's Washington Bureau reports:
McCain surely
will get points from some black people for appearing before the
convention and engaging participants afterwards by answering a
few questions. President Bush stiffed the NAACP for much of his
presidency, so McCain succeeded to a large extent by merely
showing up. It wasn't the first time he's appeared before a
mostly black audience not predisposed to him. For instance,
earlier this year McCain visited the Lorraine Motel Civil Rights
Museum in Memphis to mark the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther
King Jr.'s assassination. So, yes, he is talking to us. But are
we listening?
Kumbya: They would never allow her to pastor.
What bothers me about John McCain,
a candidate I honestly
admire, is either he or his advisors seem to think the same
thing: blacks are emotional and non-intellectual, cannot be
reasoned with, and talking to them will be an expensive waste of
time. They need that money to go elsewhere. Even if ceding the
black vote makes McCain look racist.
Look, I am not anti-Obama. I’m thrilled about his candidacy. But
I want to vote for him, I want us to vote for him, because we
believe his ideas are better—not just because he’s black. I find
it deeply troubling that most blacks I know can’t name a single
policy position of Obama’s. This is where all this flip-flop
nonsense is coming from: the charge is sticking because the
American people are only now becoming familiar with Obama’s
positions. So the McCain campaign runs around saying, “Look!
He’s changing his mind! He’s a flip-flopper!” And, despite
videotape to the contrary revealing Obama has said months ago
precisely the same things he’s saying now, the charge sticks.
Why? Because we don’t know a thing about him other than that
he’s black. We know his wife’s name. we know he can preach
really well and he does the fist bump. We have no idea, none,
what Barack Obama’s economic plan is, we have no clue whatsoever
what he’s going to do—specifically—about the mortgage meltdown.
Most of us know nothing at all about Obama’s vote to pass the
FISA amendment or how that wretched piece of legislation harms
our privacy rights. Blacks are reluctant to even criticize
Obama—as The Reverend Jesse Jackson aptly demonstrated last week
by whispering into an open mic, referring to us as "niggers" and
remarking how he wants to “Cut [Obama’s] balls off.” Barack
Obama is a rock star. Black America is going to support him
until they see photos of him cheating on Michelle with a white
gay man. We won’t even look in McCain’s direction, and we have
adopted the “McBush” mantra: a vote for John McCain is a vote
for a third Bush term.
Which is not at all true. Public appearances to the contrary,
trust me: John McCain is nothing, I repeat, nothing at all like
George Bush. He is, in many, many ways, the Anti-Bush. The
problem is, he can’t run an Anti-Bush campaign because he needs
those hard-right wingers Bush keeps in his pocket. The big-money
corporate hillbillies who, for whatever reason, wanted the most
anti-intellectual president in U.S. history (and, per many
historians, the worst president in U.S. history). McCain can’t
get elected without those people, so he’s running around telling
everybody he’s a conservative. Which is a lie. He can’t even say
it without looking like he’s about to burst into laughter.
John McCain is a moderate. Write that down someplace. Yes, he
has conservative values, but he is not a conservative. He’s a
middle of the road type, like George Herbert Walker Bush. He’s
been able to get things done by crossing the aisle in Congress
and getting real about working with the Democrats—something the
president had never managed to do well. As president, John
McCain could, quite possibly, be the most effective chief
executive this nation has seen in a couple of generations. He
knows how to move paper through Capitol Hill. He knows how to
deal, how to get things done. But, since his clotheslining by
George Bush in 2000 (the Bush campaign got it going that McCain
had fathered an illegitimate child. An illegitimate black child,
the GOP doing what they do best: divide and frighten us), McCain
has stayed politically viable by tucking to the right, embracing
his hated enemy Bush, and running around calling himself a
conservative.
All of which is measured spoonfuls of politics-as-usual in the
name of getting elected. The problem is, by moving right, McCain
has sullied his brand name. The McCain of 2000 was a
look-you-in-the-eye and give-it-to-you-straight fellow who
ducked no questions and took on all comers. He was branded a
maverick, and he excited conservative Democrats and independents
but scared the devil out of the deep pocket types who preferred
the idiot Bush who would either leave them alone or, as he has,
enrich them with more tax cuts. A McCain presidency terrified
the hard right—as it does now, and McCain’s own party came after
him to shut his movement down.
Kumbya: They would never allow her to pastor.
Ironically, the McCain campaign of 2000
looked an awful lot like
the Obama campaign of 2008. The main difference, of course,
being race: it is the component of Obama’s campaign that can’t
be avoided. I mean, if Obama were 100% white or, at least looked
white, he’d be running away with this thing. McCain 2000 was all
about hope, bristling with great ideas and a positive tone.
McCain 2008 is a meandering mess: he can’t get a coherent
message out. His message thus far: Don’t Vote For The Black Kid.
I mean, that’s McCain’s entire campaign. Don’t Vote For The
Black Kid or the economy will collapse. Don’t Vote For The Black
Kid or Iran will nuke us. Don’t Vote For The Black Kid or
monkeys will eat your children. So far, he’s running a
grass-roots negative campaign. Not full-out scary music
negative, but the McCain campaign is clearly mastering how to
say “nigger” in 37 politically correct languages. The subtext of
his rhetoric is fear. Don’t Vote For The Black Kid. Don’t Vote
For The Black Kid who towers over McCain, whose winning smile
and fiery oratory enraptures and inspires audiences, whose toned
and athletic figure makes McCain look dowdy, and whose steady
calm sharply contrasts McCain, a senior citizen who gets cranky
if he’s too long without a nap.
McCain is being served up like a sacrificial lamb, the Bob Dole
of 2008. The GOP hardly expect him to win, but expects an Obama
presidency to be all flash and no substance, thus making their
case for 2012 when they run Jeb Bush or somebody. This is why
McCain is faltering: I’m not entirely convinced the Republican
party actually wants him to win. These ruthless people who
totally destroyed Al Gore and John Kerry can’t seem to fashion a
message for McCain beyond Don’t Vote For The Black Kid. This
pillar of verisimilitude has been left adrift, doddering,
snapping at reporters, condescending to the American people
while desperately searching for viable for conservative
positions that somehow keep him in the GOP column while breaking
cleanly from an unpopular president.
John McCain’s campaign is a mess. He had months, I mean, months to move the train forward while Obama duked it out with Hillary Clinton. They achieved nothing. Zero yardage. All McCain can do is mock Obama’s campaign theme, “Change You Can Believe In,” which—somebody should tell him—only reinforces that theme in the mind of the public. Now you’ve got Republican snark ads repeating Obama’s brand, strengthening it in our minds. It’s an idiot’s campaign thus far, run by monkeys and chimps. It’s so bad, it’s got the entire world asking the same question: The McCain of 200? Where’d that guy go?