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How Technology Is Undermining Our Faith
In Drips And Drabs
Even worse is this current practice of bringing your crack-addicted gadgets to church with you. Many pastors also bring their crack babies with them into the pulpit, setting a terrible example by eschewing a traditional bible just so they can appear hip or stylish, carrying their stupid iPads and appearing to work on them while the praise and worship is going on. Note to pastor: when praise and worship is going on, set the example by joining in. If you sit there, your legs crossed like a woman, noodling on your iPad, that’s what the congregation will do. The message you send is one of isolation and disconnect from the worship experience. The absence of a bible in your hand encourages the congregation to stop bringing theirs. This has led to a dangerous over-reliance on technology that has minimized even the drips and drabs of learning most Church Folk receive. The arduous and time-consuming task of flipping pages to find a text has been replaced by a voice prompt. Instead of at least glancing at scripture was we flipped through, we now go directly to the two verses the pastor is using for his text, two verses we forget the moment the recitation has concluded.
Non-Addictive:
My phone, the Motorola Rzr2. Sleek executive styling, iodized aluminum frame, glass screen. Not cheap and plasticy, which is all you can get
in a flip phone these days. The best flip phone ever made. It makes calls. Good enough for me.
ThinkChristian.Net posted a few reasons mobile devices do not
belong in the church, and I heartily agree:
1. Church should be a sacred time and place to disconnect from
our technology-laden lives.
2. Mobile devices distract you from worship.
3. Reading the Bible on a small screen rather than in a book
leads you to pick verses out of their context.
4. Being glued to your screen during church makes you focused on
yourself and forget those you're worshiping with.
5. You shouldn't take your idols to church.
And that is precisely what the devices have become: an idol.
Most people spend more time fidgeting with their gadgets than
they do engaging with actual people, actual family, actual
friends. They can’t put them down more than a few minutes. Many
people sleep with them, some even keep their crackphone in the
bed with them. Most every checks their crackphone the moment
they wake up. They’re constantly checking, checking, checking
for the latest drivel, and that’s what 95% of the crap that
comes across onto your smartphone is. They’re addicted. They’re
worshipping these devices.
I feel that bringing your idols into the church house is an
enormous sign of disrespect for God. I can all but guarantee a
hefty percentage of mobile device users in church are also
checking their Facebook and email while pretending to take notes
or read the scripture. Teens are certainly playing games,
exchanging profane texts and otherwise screwing around with
their mobile devices in church. Most of our pastors have a
defeatist, “Can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” attitude toward this,
presuming they think about it at all in between their own
high-tech crack habit. Pastors: you ought to be ashamed. You
ought to aggressively discourage—with HUGE signs at the
door—people from even bringing their mobile devices into the
church. You should have a crackphone check-in station where
people can surrender their idols the way cowboys were forced to
surrender their pistols before entering a saloon.
Technology in worship is a good thing, it really is, but it must
be implemented wisely, in a way the pleases God, that teaches
and unites His people rather than fractures the congregation
into a collection of individuals lost in their own
self-absorption.
Idols:
Most mobile device users in church are simply lying, by the impression they are making and by what
they tell others: I’m making notes. I’m reading scripture. What they are doing is checking Facebook. Sending tweets. They are showing off. I have an iPad and you don’t.
The Foundation of Our Faith On Batteries
What’s of even larger concern for me is the creeping
eradication of actual books, most specifically, the Holy Bible.
Many of us don’t use an actual book anymore, preferring the
convenience of scrolling through a digital bible—often with
advanced features like parallel versions, concordances and voice
navigation. I agree: it’s pretty cool. For reasonably seasoned
Christians, the digital evolution can be a great asset and study
tool. The downside of this, however, is for the vast number of
Christians who are, in essence, Christians in name only. These
are your bench warmers, your young people, your seekers—earnest,
honest seekers seemingly growing fewer by the day. These are
people who have not had much foundational teaching, who do not
read or, frankly, know their way around the bible.
Before the digital revolution, many of us cracked books—many,
many books—to study the bible. As a youth, we had games and
contests to see who could find what scripture first, which
entailed studying that book—the actual book—on our own time in
preparation. Most of us have favorite verses of scripture and
most sincere Christians have an at least pedestrian knowledge of
how the bible is arranged and where to find things in it without
first going to the table of contents.
When the sermon got boring, we used to browse the whole chapter
surrounding the verses the preacher is speaking from. I used to
carry a Thompson Chain Reference edition and follow the links
around the bible to glean a broader sense of the sermon (or
discover the speaker was talking out of his hat). Not so with
the new digital wave. Now we just go directly to those specific
verses, which are flashed on a screen and wiped away after the
speaker moves on. Few people who fall into the seeker category
actually bring a bible to church, and many churches are
eliminating bibles from their pews, going instead for the
30-second glimpse of scripture on the JumboTron. There is no
more accidental discovery of wonderful verses as we flip pages
to get to the speaker’s passage. For far too many of us, Sunday
is the only day of the week we even open a bible. Now we don’t
even have that.
As a result, this puts the foundation of our faith entirely in
the digital realm. We don’t read, we don’t know the book—only
the slim passages we scroll directly to via voice command. So,
what happens when our batteries die? What happens when China
crashes our Internet and wipes out everything on your smartphone
and tablet? What happens if any of the fringe “Left Behind”
scenarios occur, and Christianity is somehow outlawed and we are
hunted and have to go underground? There are all of those scare
stories about bibles being confiscated and being so scarce that
believers will tear pages out of them to treasure as keepsakes.
The more we allow the core of our belief to become dismissible
and vulnerable to what is an extremely unreliable digital
archiving, the less ridiculous these extreme predictions become.
Given the looming cyber war between the US and major actors like
Iran and China, anything you are storing digitally is more at
risk than you can imagine. This is what makes books precious.
China cannot erase your actual bible, that dusty relic you never
open anymore. Iran cannot delete the files inside your head: the
passages you’ve studied and memorized.
The First Tablet PC:
Wooden writing tablet (Roman period from Egypt). British Museum.
Photo by F. Jenkins. When John was born, the neighbors and
relatives thought they would call the child “Zacharias, after
his father.” His mother, Elizabeth, said that he should be
called John. The guests made signs to the mute Zacharias to have
him say what he wanted the child called. Luke says, He asked for
a writing tablet and wrote, “His name is John.” And they were
all amazed. (Luke 1:63 NET)
The Greek word Luke used for tablet is pinakidion. It is used
only here in the New Testament. BDAG Lexicon says the term is
used of a “little (wooden) tablet esp. of a writing-tablet for
notes.” Louw-Nida says the word describes “a small writing
tablet (normally made of wood).” The Study Note in the NET Bible
points out that “The writing tablet requested by Zechariah
[Zacharias] would have been a wax tablet.”
It Will Just Be You
With each passing evolution of this admittedly fun and useful
technology, we move ever closer to what the bible describes as
“a great falling away” [2 Thessalonians 2], which describes what
may be the vast majority of people who characterize themselves
as “Christians” turning from the faith, following false
prophets, or simply running scared. Why? Because God’s word has
not taken root in their hearts. Why? because they don’t know
their bibles. Why? Because their pastors, even well-intended
pastors, have been ignorant about the best practices for
integrating technology into our faith. This Great Christian
Holocaust, as prophesied by God’s word, will not be caused by
“the devil” or somehow forced upon us by the government. It will
be caused by us. By God’s man. By the ignorance of pastors who
removed actual bibles in favor of the 30-second glimpse on the
JumboTron. This is the hallmark of ignorance: pastors who rail
against seekers who take the pew bibles with them. Pastors:
that’s what they are there for. If your church is too cheap to
invest in actual bibles for people, you are in the wrong
business. I remember pastors (and, more ignorantly, pastors’
wives) railing against the people who “stole” pew bibles,
muttering about the expense. I would that everyone owned their
own bible if not several bibles. We pray and presume the folks
who take pew bibles actually read them, that they put those
bibles to get use, but we can hardly be mad at someone, anyone,
even a child, who wants a bible. Churches should be dedicated
to providing a bible to anyone who needs one.
What simply fascinates me about biblical prophecy is how wrong
our interpretation of it often is. At the height of the Scare
People With Revelation movement, our assumption was the literal
numbers “666” written in someone’s palm or on their forehead, or
that the Gestapo would come house-to-house and take your bibles.
We now understand things like QR codes and biometrics—which
will, I presume, become the ultimate defense against identity
theft: embedding a chip or using a palm print. In America, we
all have already taken on a number, our Social Security card,
which states, plainly, “Not To Be Used For Identification.” But
that is virtually all a Social Security number is actually used
for. We need not worry about some militia or government taking
our bibles away because we, ourselves, are discarding bibles by
the millions, going with our iPods and tablets, which can be
shut down remotely by hackers or hostile governments (including,
possibly, our own). And I am likely wrong even about the above
scenarios: biblical prophecy will likely play out in a way and
at a time we least expect. My point is this “mark of the beast”
and “confiscating bibles” doomsday Left Behind scenario is not
as wacky as it once seemed. As Christians, especially as
weak-minded Christians who’ve bought into the world’s
foolishness, we continue to imagine some grand scenario of Good
versus Evil. The truth is, the real harm to our faith will, more
likely than not, be our own doing. The real enemy is not the
government or the antichrist. It’s us. It’s our ignorance, our
laziness. It’s Christians settling for some half-baked version
of an actual relationship with Jesus Christ. Our downfall will
be our investment in ignorance at the expense of actual belief
and trust in God.
As I said in a previous essay: There will come a time—and I
realize almost no one reading these words believes this—when you
won’t have an iPad. You won’t have a smartphone. You won’t have
a PC or laptop or digital anything. It will just be you. You and
a prison cell. You and a heart monitor. You holding a loved
one's hand as they transition to meet God or meet judgment. What
will you say? What song will you sing?
Christopher J. Priest
17 February 2013
editor@praisenet.org
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