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Does Ministry Have An Expiration Date?

Gullible and Foolish

This lack of investment in Christian study creates the phenomena of the gullible and foolish Church Folk, people who consider themselves wise but who are in fact the biggest fools imaginable. These are the people who compose the vast majority of black church-goers, people with money and fancy suits and big hats and even advanced degrees who know even the most minute clauses of the church’s bylaws but who don’t actually know Jesus in any personal way and whose level of biblical training remains somewhere around grade school. Most of these types of Church folk will insist any pastor they hire hold a doctorate or at least a master’s degree, which is an unbiblical requirement. The biblical model for pastoral selection is I Samuel 16, where the farmer Jesse paraded whom he believed most worthy among his sons before God's prophet, while leaving the scrawny kid David out in the field. This is how Church Folk pick pastors. What degree did Jesus have? Simon Peter, to whom Jesus prophesied, "Upon this rock I will build my church," was a blue-collar worker and likely illiterate. Our task, beloved, is to find God's man. Discover God's man and polish him up later--send him to school for that degree if it makes you feel better. Ironically, the same shot callers will insist on advanced learning from their pastors while they themselves are comfortable with whatever they remember from being eight. They don’t read. They don’t study. They name their church after King Solomon.

This tribalism creates the atmosphere for what is most common in black churches across America: people worshipping not God but the pastor. An educated Christian, who knows the love of Jesus Christ, is qualified to know and love God. Nobody’s asking you to become a biblical scholar, but all of us should know something about the bible. For, if we do not, we fall into idolatry, which is what is, to my experience, most widely practiced in our black church tradition. We holler “Jesus,” but we worship the pastor. We clean up our language, straighten up, come to attention when the pastor passes through the room, while resuming our bawdy talk and evil plans the moment he is out of earshot. But, isn’t God always in the room? Why do we honor the pastor more than we honor God?

It took me a long time to grow out of this mess, to stop seeing the pastor as a magical leprechaun or a wizard of Oz. It’s tough to reconcile, but the pastor is just a human being. Despite his best intentions, he is just a guy who gets up, yawns, scratches, and puts on his pants one leg at a time. And, like all mortals, the pastor is prone to failure and self-deception. He is no more or less impervious to sin than was King David or his son Solomon or, for that matter, this editor. The only thing that holds the pastor in check is the Holy Spirit and the pastor’s connection to God. The only people who can hold the pastor accountable is his flock. But if his flock has contented itself with only the level of biblical knowledge of a typical eight-year old, how will they even know when the pastor has gone astray? If the flock has no connection to God, they have no authority from God. They are blind and lost, worshipping a man who is becoming increasingly consumed by ego and substituting his own values for God’s word and his own logic for God’s law.

Bishop P. Diddy Rev. Jamal Bryant celebrated his 40th birthday party last month with an intimate celebration at Milan (1000 Eastern Ave.). He’s pictured here with Sonjay DeCaires (TheFabEmpire.Com). Would Jesus take this photo? Bryant is clearly struggling between wanting to be God's man and wanting to be Sean Combs.

Make A List, Check It Twice

It’s really not hard to know when your pastor has fallen into sin. The most obvious sign is his behavior, his personal conduct, begins to look less and less like the personal example of Jesus Christ. There is a very simple laundry list of works of the flesh and fruits of the spirit laid out for us in chapter five of Paul’s letter to the Galatians. Using this list requires no special anointing or gift of prophecy. Here’s a bunch of qualities inspired by flesh, here’s a bunch of qualities inspired by the Holy Spirit. Make a checklist and determine how many of which qualities your pastor routinely demonstrates. If your pastor embodies few or none of the fruits of the Spirit, he demonstrably does not know God. He has become disconnected from God, and you—his flock—are to hold him accountable.

To my experience, more often than not, Church Folk will claim some bizarre loyalty to the church--to the social organism--as an excuse for not removing an un-Christlike pastor. They dig in, determined to “wait him out.” Or the church splits, with loyalists to the pastor laying claim to the facility and money and the reprobate pastor holding the church hostage to his contract. Beloved: you are not called to "wait" somebody out. Precious blood was shed for you. The church is not your building, not your group, not your little social clique. The Church is the living, breathing, Body of jesus Christ. And you're sitting there, on your behind, letting some jackal run it. "waiting him out."

This is why we see today, the increasing foolishness with pastors: pastors clearly out of fellowship with God, lost in ego, becoming jerks before our very eyes, while the congregation defends their behavior, celebrates and even encourages them. The pastor’s behavior is disgusting. The fact he has not adequately prepared the people—which is the mission of the pastor in case you didn’t know—to know God’s word and to know Jesus Christ, proves he was a lousy pastor to begin with. Any pastor worth his paycheck would have taught us enough about the bible and about Jesus that we could recognize the symptoms of a good pastor gone bad, or even a good pastor moving beyond his expiration date. That we just sit there, week after week, year after year, learning nothing, not growing in grace, is evidence enough of a weak or ineffective pastor. That so many of us come to church on Sunday not to worship, not to lift up the name of Jesus, but to dig in, coming there even out of spite, engaged in a battle over a church split, is startling evidence of our having substituted our social organization for a relationship with Jesus Christ.

The Holy Choke-Hold: Pastor Creflo Dollar mug shot after being booked for allegedly
choking his 15-year old daughter.

Schadenfreude

These are grumblers, complainers, walking according to their own lusts; and they mouth great swelling words, flattering people to gain advantage. 17 But you, beloved, remember the words which were spoken before by the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ: 18 how they told you that there would be mockers in the last time who would walk according to their own ungodly lusts. 19 These are sensual persons, who cause divisions, not having the Spirit.  —Jude 16-20 NKJV

Pastor Tony Smith, another YouTube evangelist, takes apparent gleeful delight in scabrously needling these men and women, which is, itself, sin. We should never delight in moral failure, but our hearts should mourn the greatness these leaders once modeled. Human weakness being what it is, it is only a matter of time before mockers like Smith are served up a career-ending moral failure of their own. Smith, who spits out doses of hate and retribution on his admittedly entertaining YouTube posts, personally demonstrates none of the attributes of Jesus Christ or the fruits of the Spirit [Galatians 5]. He is, instead, routinely negative, hateful and un-Christlike. He says he won’t be praying for Bishop Bryant, but praying for Bryant is precisely what Christians should be doing. This is a General Officer in God’s army who has fallen into a sad and obvious reprobate state, refusing to withdraw, making excuses for his sin, and putting forth a defiant arrogance rather than submitting himself to any accountability. Not only is his current conduct sinful but he is leading his ignorant and gullible followers into sin, the blind leading the blind into the ditch.

Pastor Smith seems to otherwise be on-point with his doctrine and preaching, while Bryant is currently preaching an apostate doctrine, the defensive sputtering of someone God has given over to Satan. Smith is a bit more conservative than I, as he dismisses seminary training and, apparently, historical context for scriptural exegesis (Smith admitted this in an interview for The Lexi Show). As such, Smith tends to prefer a plain-text reading of scripture as opposed to placing those words within a historical context. The Holy Bible is a living document which Smith tends to treat like a boilerplate lease, leading to the kind of head-in-sand doctrinal conclusions I spent most of my early life coming to terms with. It is not my place to criticize his or anybody else's doctrine, but his biblical perspective is important to coming to a fuller understanding of Pastor Smith's shenanigans.

Smith also tends to be hard on women and extremely homophobic—insisting a rather young sister come up to the podium to laughingly confirm Smith had sent a pickle and a jar of petroleum jelly to Bryant, whom Smith insists is gay. Smith will someday be called to account for that sister who, like the handful of other grinning sycophants glimpsed in his static, single-camera videos, thought the gesture was funny. It wasn’t funny. It was hateful. God is not the author of hate. My prayer is that Smith focus less on other preachers beyond praying for them and publicly appealing to them to get right with God, and that he learn to demonstrate at least a few of those qualities of Jesus Christ, not the least of which is humility. As is, he comes across as more a parody of a black preacher, an art house project or Saturday Night Live skit, than a dynamic force; his strength being undermined by his lack of discipline.

Pastor Tony Smith: The man is a genius. An early adopted of YouTube, Pastor Smith has harnessed the power of social media to catapult an otherwise obscure minister into a national phenomena. Love him or hate him--and we should never hate him--Pastor Smith is the real deal, saying many things many of us wish we could.

Writing On The Wall

I am loathe to get involved in any of this. In terms of doctrine, we simply must respect the doctrinal convictions of others, even if they conflict with our own. There are places we can go and things we can accomplish together. Our doctrinal hair-splitting should not inhibit our unity in Christ. This kind of foolishness makes it difficult for seekers to believe in God. It makes it impossible for most reasonable people to believe in pastors. Once unconditionally trusted and loved, all black pastors now labor beneath the shroud of suspicion created by pastors whose faulty judgment or outright apostasy marks them as complete fools. We of the clergy are all painted with that suspicion, making it that much harder for our voices to be heard or for the love of Jesus Christ to be trusted. And this is the true sadness of all of this foolishness with pastors: the great holocaust of souls lost to their vanity. If they weren’t so completely self-involved, they’d actually fear God, and tremble at the judgment each of us must someday face.

Which brings me back to Pastor Rickie Rush's creed, writ boldly in his foyer. Amid all the back-and-forth, accusing and defending, "exposing" and criticizing going on, Rush seems to be the only player actually talking about winning souls. I do not know Pastor Rush, so I am in no position to speak for him, but his were the only words of encouragement discovered along this journey and the only voice that sounded anything remotely like Christ. Will Rush eventually be co-opted by ego and fame? Only God knows each of our ministerial date of expiration. I pray mine coincides with my death.

Jesus changed the world in three years. If you’re a pastor celebrating your 40th anniversary preaching to the same twelve chairs, it’s probably long past time that you should have made room for somebody God can actually use.

Christopher J. Priest
31 January 2013
editor@praisenet.org
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